Descriptions

Just a little edit because I forgot to put in the part that these are as translated from a phone call.

At my job we often have to write descriptions on customers. We phone the descriptions from one location to the other. If you've ever played that phone game where you have to pass a word or phrase from one person to the other, then you will understand these.

Here are some entertaining versions of what they were wearing.


Ten pans (tan pants)
Gold neckleless (gold necklace)
Silver neckless (silver necklace)
China pants (shiny pants)
Blue fleas (blue fleece)
Brown mousetach (brown mustache)
Go-T (goatee)
Small goat tee (small goatee)
Big goatie (Big goatee)
Black coat, no arms (black vest)
Black coat with striped arms (black coat with striped sleeves)
Floral skirt. (only funny because the skirt had no flowers on it at all. It was plaid.)


There have been more, but these are the ones I can remember without straining my brain.